sleek magazine

Everybody was guessing about what would the infamous fashion shocker Patrick Mohr do this season. After his homeless persons and over-tanned body builders of former shows, wild assumptions about this season’s politically incorrect aesthetics were thrown into the room at pre- and post-show conversations. But no one could have anticipated what we saw on the catwalk today – a real collection. Yes, we mean clothes. And not just any clothes, but wearable ones at that! Except for a couple of sporty menswear pieces in tomato red, the well-rounded collection was even conceptually interesting and elaborately crafted. That is not to say that Mohr let his models get away with just being models, oh no. Instead, they wore plastic bald cone heads, facial hair and heavy white powder. Gender was completely erased and all were uniformally styled to resemble…Mohr himself. The army of sexless Mohr clones was accepted with great pleasure by the audience. So it almost seemed as if Mohr knowingly refused to please when he had two “shock” models conclude the show – an extremely emaciated and unhealthy looking female model with a bad boob-job, and Shaun Ross, the albino model seen all over the place these days. The fact that Mohr sent these two models down the catwalk as his token shockers was – what else – in very bad taste.