{"id":32886,"date":"2016-06-17T14:00:08","date_gmt":"2016-06-17T12:00:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.sleek-mag.com\/?p=32886"},"modified":"2016-06-17T14:00:08","modified_gmt":"2016-06-17T12:00:08","slug":"people-avoid-art-basel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sleek-mag.com\/de\/article\/people-avoid-art-basel\/","title":{"rendered":"5 Typen von Menschen, die man auf der Art Basel meiden sollte"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"People Miley Cyrus auf der Art Basel Miami<\/p>\n

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Die beiden Vortage vor der Er\u00f6ffnung der Art Basel 2016 f\u00fcr das breite Publikum haben uns reichlich Zeit gegeben, die f\u00fcnf Typen von Menschen ausfindig zu machen, vor denen man auf jeder Kunstmesse am besten die Flucht ergreift. Ihr k\u00f6nnt euch sp\u00e4ter bei uns bedanken.
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\"People Danny DeVito als Frank Reynolds in \u2018It\u2019s Always Sunny in Philadelphia\u2019<\/p>\n

1. Der \u00fcbereifrige Galerist<\/h3>\n

W\u00e4hrend die meisten Galeristen (vor allem die Schweizer) ein Vorbild an Anstand und Eleganz sind, gibt es doch hin und wieder eine Ausnahme: die etwas verschwitzten, etwas allzu eifrigen, die ahnungslosen Besucher mit ihrem Repertoire an altbekanntem Postminimalismus \u00fcberh\u00e4ufen wollen. Geben Sie ihnen auf keinen Fall Ihre Visitenkarte: Sie werden von nun an bis zum Ende aller Tage t\u00e4glich E-Mails von ihnen erhalten.
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\"People Beyonc\u00e9 und Jay Z im Louvre<\/p>\n

2. Der Sammler-Neuling<\/h3>\n

Mit einem Stapel Pressemitteilungen und einem iPhone voller Installationsfotos in der Hand hat dieser eifrige Neuling erst k\u00fcrzlich den Status der \u201eFirst Choice\u201c-VIP-Karte erhalten. Nat\u00fcrlich hat er es nur auf einen Chagall abgesehen (der leider momentan seine finanziellen M\u00f6glichkeiten \u00fcbersteigt, aber wartet nur, bis sein von Papa finanziertes Start-up von Google aufgekauft wird), aber alles, was aus Berlin kommt und irgendwie Teil dieser neumodischen Post-Internet-Bewegung ist, reicht ihm auch. Wir haben geh\u00f6rt, dass er bereits auf der Warteliste f\u00fcr Timur Si-Qin steht.
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\n\"People<\/p>\n

3. Der Instagram-M\u00f6chtegern<\/h3>\n

Sie tr\u00e4gt flache Rockstud-Schuhe von Valentino, nudefarbene Christian Louboutins oder die Stan Smiths von Raf Simons f\u00fcr Adidas. Sie tr\u00e4gt eine Chanel 2.11, nachdem sie ihre C\u00e9line weggeworfen hat (\u2018das ist so was von letzte Saison\u2019). Die neue Gucci-Kollektion ist ihr etwas zu gewagt, aber da mittlerweile jeder die handgestickte Prada-Spitze tr\u00e4gt, na ja, dann eben wieder Chanel. Ihr heimliches Idol ist Paridust<\/a>, und ihr einziges Lebensziel ist es, auf Instagram neben Klaus Biesenbach zu erscheinen \u2013 nat\u00fcrlich erst, nachdem sie in den Vorstand des MoMA PS1 berufen wurde.
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\"People Will Ferrell als Ron Burgundy in \u2018Anchorman \u2013 Die Legende von Ron Burgundy\u2019<\/p>\n

4. Der schlampige Journalist<\/h3>\n

Er tr\u00e4gt eine leicht fettige Tweedjacke \u2013 eines der vielen hastig geschnappten H\u00e4ppchen vom schwimmenden Buffetempfang gestern Abend ist daneben gegangen. Seine Krawatte sitzt schief, sein Geschw\u00e4tz ist ein atemloses Gemecker und Namedropping \u00fcber die ber\u00fchmten Leute, die er in den letzten drei Monaten auf Pressereisen getroffen hat. Als er an dir vorbei zur offenen Champagnerbar st\u00fcrmt, sp\u00fcrst du Feuchtigkeit an deiner Hand: Ein Tropfen Sabber ist aus seinem gierigen Rachen geflogen. Wir sagen: Zieh dir einen Regenmantel an und benutze Handdesinfektionsmittel.
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\"People Julianne Moore als Maude in \u2018The Big Lebowski\u2019<\/p>\n

5. Der \u00fcberambitionierte K\u00fcnstler<\/h3>\n

Als K\u00fcnstler Lawrence Weiner\u00a0<\/a> sagte einmal: \u201cF\u00fcr K\u00fcnstler ist der Besuch von Kunstmessen so, als w\u00fcrde man seinen Eltern beim Ficken zusehen. Seien Sie also vorsichtig, wenn Sie ein Mitglied der kreativen Klasse entdecken, das allzu eifrig in der N\u00e4he seines (vielleicht eigenen) Messestands herumlungert: Kommen Sie ihm zu nahe, wird es Sie am Ellbogen packen, um Ihnen einen Monolog \u00fcber Inspiration, das Genie von heute und seine Beziehung zu den Eltern zu halten.\u201d
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\nArt Basel<\/a> findet vom 16. bis zum 19. Juni 2016 in Basel, Schweiz, statt<\/strong><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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